Category Archives: San Telmo

The Best Buenos Aires Restaurants For Cheap Bastards

Posted on March 21, 2013 by

Sometimes I get attacked by a dark hole of self-induced extranjero depression, where just whipping out an old BA guidebook, glancing at an outdated travel article, or deciphering a price crossed out pizzería menu gives me the uncontrollable urge to play the … Continue reading →

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This Shit Ain’t For Everyone: Hardcore Cocktailing at Doppelgänger Bar

Posted on February 22, 2013 by

New Year’s resolutions are overall a dumb waste of time, (and even more pathetic when made two months after the actual new year) but if I was forced to make two Buenos Aires related 2013 goals they would be the … Continue reading →

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The Great San Telmo Coffee Hut: Coffee Town

Posted on December 19, 2012 by

The San Telmo market just got A LOT bit better. Coffee snobs, coffee lovers and coffee addicts can now flock to the infamous mercado for a quick shot of this liquid gold. A small coffee hut nestled in between a … Continue reading →

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F You, They’re From San Telmo: El Banco Rojo

Posted on November 10, 2012 by

Now there’s a new reason to venture out of your barrio bubble to far off San Telmo lands. From the owners of famed San Telmo bar La Puerta Roja, yet another cheap healthy-ish fast food spot has graced Buenos Aires with their … Continue reading →

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This Is Why You’re Fat: September Edition

Posted on October 4, 2012 by

Another month has passed, the weather got nice, titties came out, then it got cold again, titties went back inside sweaters, and everyone complained. Just like every month, September was filled with good food, bad food and my-diet-starts-tomorrow promises. Here’s … Continue reading →

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The Buenos Aires Market

Posted on September 23, 2012 by

There’s really nothing better on a sunny, springtime Buenos Aires day than trucking over to the Bosques de Palermo (en bici, of course), to dodge the slow walking-mate drinking pedestrians, collide with erratic bike riding children, and watch pre-teens on roller skates eat shit … Continue reading →

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This Is Why You’re Fat: August Edition

Posted on September 1, 2012 by

Quests for bloody Marys, a gastro-trip to the Ukraine, new closed-door restaurants, sandwiches and brunches galore, here are some food highlights (and low lights) of August eats. Oh, and a big RIP to my camera. It’s broken (probably caused by … Continue reading →

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Put on your sandwich gloves, it’s time to eat some sandwiches: Ten Favorite Sandwiches in Buenos Aires

Posted on June 13, 2012 by

Where do you go in Buenos Aires to sink your teeth into that perfect sandwich? With almost every café and restaurant serving up some sanguche of sorts, only few really do it right. The ideal sandwich needs to have at least three … Continue reading →

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Hot Date In Buenos Aires: Perfect Date Spots For Any Occasion

Posted on April 10, 2012 by

Unwrap the romance-enhanced clichés, drown yourself in a pungent nose-stinging cologne and practice your sexy O faces in the mirror because it’s DATE NIGHT! Whether it’s a first date, last date, secret date, or a date where you are looking to impress, here are … Continue reading →

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Café San Juan: Worth the Hype

Posted on February 3, 2012 by

If Tony Hawk and Chef Ludo had a love baby, it would probably come out something like Leandro Cristóbal of the acclaimed Café San Juan.  Sexy Argentine celebrity mega chef, total groso in the kitchen, TV personality, reality TV show star, … Continue reading →

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