Category Archives: San Telmo

#MyHomeTownGuide – Buenos Aires Eats For Five Food Occasions

“What’s the best restaurant in Buenos Aires?” I probably get asked that impossible question at least once a day, and will never be able to answer in a concrete way. It’s like I’ll always be on that endless quest to … Continue reading

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The Meat Eating Vegetarian Option: Hierbabuena

All natural-centric restaurants should follow the Hierbabuena model. A cheerful food haven that welcomes all dietary walks of life – the meat eaters, the vegans, the vegetarians, the pescetarians, the lactose intolerants, the celiacs, and the gluten free-ers. It’s a different … Continue reading

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Catalunya in Buenos Aires: El Casal

A whole roasted suckling pig, tapas, massive platters of paella and screaming Argie-Spanish families; sounds like my idea of a fun-filled Sunday afternoon lunch. If you are into experiencing the authentic Spanish cultural center experience, it doesn’t get much more traditional … Continue reading

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A Total Sausage Fest: El Rey del Chori – The Chorizo King of San Telmo

Follow the smoke signals and the barbecue parrilla smells to escape the Sunday San Telmo Market bustle and enter into a parking garage turned sausage wonderland. Chorizos, bondiolas, beer, wine and live music — you’ve never quite seen an Argentine chorizo fiesta quite … Continue reading

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The Best Buenos Aires Restaurants For Cheap Bastards

Sometimes I get attacked by a dark hole of self-induced extranjero depression, where just whipping out an old BA guidebook, glancing at an outdated travel article, or deciphering a price crossed out pizzería menu gives me the uncontrollable urge to play the … Continue reading

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This Shit Ain’t For Everyone: Hardcore Cocktailing at Doppelgänger Bar

New Year’s resolutions are overall a dumb waste of time, (and even more pathetic when made after the actual new year) but if I was forced to make two Buenos Aires related 2013 goals they would be the following: 1) … Continue reading

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The Great San Telmo Coffee Hut: Coffee Town

The San Telmo market just got A LOT bit better. Coffee snobs, coffee lovers and coffee addicts can now flock to the infamous mercado for a quick shot of this liquid gold. A small coffee hut nestled in between a … Continue reading

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F You, They’re From San Telmo: El Banco Rojo

Now there’s a new reason to venture out of your barrio bubble to far off San Telmo lands. From the owners of famed San Telmo bar La Puerta Roja, yet another cheap healthy-ish fast food spot has graced Buenos Aires with their … Continue reading

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This Is Why You’re Fat: September Edition

Another month has passed, the weather got nice, titties came out, then it got cold again, titties went back inside sweaters, and everyone complained. Just like every month, September was filled with good food, bad food and my-diet-starts-tomorrow promises. Here’s … Continue reading

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The Buenos Aires Market

There’s really nothing better on a sunny, springtime Buenos Aires day than trucking over to the Bosques de Palermo (en bici, of course), to dodge the slow walking-mate drinking pedestrians, collide with erratic bike riding children, and watch pre-teens on roller skates eat shit … Continue reading

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