I’m sure other expats can sympathize, when living in a foreign country, making friends can be a touchy subject. Some transit Buenos Aires dwellers may not understand the reluctance of the long-termer to befriend any other foreigner that comes their way. There must be some selectivity involved. Friends come, friends go. What kind of tortured soul likes to attend a despedida every weekend? Throughout my years in Buenos Aires, I have probably gone through 8 despedida seasons, in a 4 year span, endless times hearing the bid farewell to their beloved Buenos Aires. It’s time to join an expat support group.
The one benefit to the dreadful goodbye is the amount of free shit these people leave behind. Gold, Jerry, Gold!
The Motherload: shit ton of BOOZE sake, wines, gin, Baileys, FRIZE; peanut butter, lovely condiments like ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, salad dressing; COCK sriracha sauce, vinegars, sesame oil, rice, couscous, pasta, dried peppers, soup stock, oils, salsa, spices RED PEPPER flakes, ground pepper, dried mint, whole grains, towels, shoes, sleeping bags, flip flops, shirts, magazines
To my first fan and blog stalker, I’ll miss ya puta.
iheartbsas says
OMG – So I get home and I finally have the time to check the back-posts of your friggin’ sh*t hot blog and look what I find?!! 2 months later but I found it. I feel honoured! I miss you dearly but where is love? Please remember me cos I will continue to stalk you forever more.
Love your favourite no 1 stalker,
Puta
xx
Claire says
Slag in her face to show her how much you will miss her Allie xxx
razalba says
I’ll slag the both of yous