Pick Up The Fork

A Serious Eater's Guide to Buenos Aires and Beyond

Flirk Down The Pork

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One of my hobbies is tracking my website stats, to see what the cool kids are typing into google these days, and how they find this silly Buenos Aires food blog.  After months of schizophrenically laughing about hundreds of terms to myself, it’s time to share the pure google-search gold.  For this first post on the topic, it’s only fitting to start with some blog title search fails. Almost, but not quite…

~ get in on your fork blog argentina

~ pick up the porn

~ pick up some pork

~ pick up your fuck

~ pick up the fork blog, is she korean?

~ pick up the slut ba food blog

~ angry fork buenos aires

~ fork food flogger

~ taste the fork BA

~ pick up your spoon im still hungry

~ Pickz up the forkz

~ forkyou the food buenos aires

~ pick up the phork

~ pickap+the+gud+fok+argntna

~ what the fork should i make for dinner

~ forks in buenos aires

~ who writes pick up the fork*

*People want to know who I am!!!

~ buenos aires put down the fork*

*This was actually the inspiration for the name of the blog, after complaining to my loving father about a massive Buenos Aires induced weight gain, his motivating words of encouragement were: “just put down the fork!”

This is just a warm up, there are a lot more google searching, less egomaniac filled, golden nugs on his way.

Author: ForkYou

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  1. hehehe…funny! You girl please dont get crazy with the extra weight! We dont want to loose this blog! :o)

  4. jajaja buenismas estadisticas! cuando tengo un rato libre tambien entre y veo desde donde y como me buscan, pero nunca encontre nada tan desopilante como estas! como dice agus, queremos mas!

  5. Pick up the porn Juaaa, geniall! pensé que era la única loca que seguía las estadísticas de mi blog! las cadenas de búsqueda son desopilantes! Queremos más!!

    • I’m replying to this just to tell you that I came across this comment while googling images of myself. Productive Saturday of writing.