Crazies & Pervs + Google = PURE GOOGLE KEYWORD GOLD. I’ve already shared some of the hilarious fails for those who search for some variation of “Pick Up The Fork” but now comes the real amusement: Google Search Keywords. *In no way are these made up, nor exaggerated, just copied and pasted off of my website stats page during the past few months. I really couldn’t come up with this shit if I tried.
- sushi delivery to your face
- chicken strip club sandwich
- where to find cheap girls in rosario, argnetina
- shrek nails
- tranny forking a girl
- vegetarian wet dream
- spiccy tranny
- de soja nude sexy pic
- why does pumpkin soup splatter up
- dugliness palermo hollywood
- irrational hatred of the word moist
- forking was slut
- know when to pick up and put down the fork
- i’m hungry tattoo with fork
- what is the bread with a hole in the middle?
- do the brits hate argie?
- to share is pure and fair
- pickupthericardofort.com
- how many calories in a parrillada argentina
- uncle leo seinfeld eyebrows (this brings in at least 25 hits per month)
- massive weight gain pick up the fork
- what the fuck should i make eggplant fuck
- pigeons in villa crespo
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- sexy colegiales
- vegetables fucking
- nude sexy pregnant asia
- porteno for a day, no way
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- picking up a tgirl bosques de palerm
- picking up a ladyboy bosques de palermo
- bacon birthday delivery, please
And my personal favorite:
*old man drinking green juice*
Now it’s time for some porn…
- dark forks porno
- eat shit food porn
- whole cow porn eating
- where food porn feces
- swapping food porn
- noodle porn
- food fork porn
- into food porn poo
- porno asia bage
- www.t wot trannies pornnn.com
- porno argentinean restaurant
- food eating porno
- palermo porn
- www israel nude porn
- bbporn shit brownies
- israel housemaid porn
- hungryo porno
- restaurant reviews porno argentina
Special shout out goes to…
*Israel Porn* (or some variation), for bringing me over 500 hits this past year.
Chuck And Eddies Coupon Code says
This is a topic which is near to my heart… Take
care! Exactly where are your contact details though?
Sebastardo says
me imagino un “vegetarian wet dream” con un coliflor muy sexy.
PEARL says
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel says
New one today “Pimpinella are brother and sister right?”
I’m going to write a blog post about Israeli porn and Uncle Leo’s eyebrows now.
Withers says
No love for ‘Withers Davis Jewish’?
forkyou says
That is going to appear on the Expat All-Stars version, coming soon.
And it was “Withers Davis Buenos Aires Jewish”
underwaterriver says
Reblogged this on Underwater River.
underwaterriver says
u r one spiccy tranny :P